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Crime

It was a Tuesday night when Adam and Nick were robbing an old mans house. 'Its all fucking shit' Adam said looking at the bookshelf. 'VHS, who the fuck has vhs tapes. He's doesn't even have a vhs player. And why are old peoples houses always so brown. Brown sofa, brown curtains, brown lampshade. Its not just him. its all of em'. Nick was at the fridge taking a swig of a glass bottle of milk. 'That hit the spot' Nick said wiping away the milk on his lips. 'This is like proper milk, its dead nice. He's defo got this delivered from the milk man. I've never had milk from the milkman before, have you?' 'No don't think so, Lets go in the bedroom'. They both walk into the bedroom and check the usual spots. Adam was looking in the wardrobe and Nick was looking in the side draws. 'How much you reckon it cost to get milk delivered, it must be expensive' Nick said as he had his hands in the old mans pants and sock draw. 'I be...