Future Projects

A mum and daughter run a bothel together in Derby called Sex City

Claire - mum aged around 60

Jo - Daughter aged around 30

Chantelle - got a new born

Christine's - just gone into prison

Destiny - 

Judy - 47

Gordon - 75/6

1.

Claire and her daughter Jo sat down behind the counter of ??????

''45 minuets this is now, she takes the right piss that one does'' Claire said sipping her brew. Her daughter Jo nodded, and let her mam go on. 

''Any other job, Primark, TK Max, mcdonalds if you don't show up on time you get the sack, but her? Oh no. Well I tell ya Jo it's not on. I know you get on with her Jo but its the 3rd time on the trot, Other week she didn't even turn up.! Joe said blowing on her tea ''They don't know there born. Just cuz there prostitutes doesn't mean they can swan in anytime they like.-willy-nilly. 

''She does take the piss Mum'' Jo said dipping a digestive into her tea. ''But you know.. she's got alot going on ya know.''

''Alot going on?'' Claire said ''We've all got alot going on! Chantelle's got a new born, You've just got divorced, I've just got over cancer, Christine's boyfriend's just gone into prison! We've all got alot going on. What's she got going on?...Well she's not told her new boyfriend she's on the game and he found out and dumped her, that's what happend.

''We tried to tell mum'' Jo said nodding.

''Ay of course we did. Don't I say to every new girl that comes hear. Don't I always say say, If you've got a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever. I don;t care, you know me but, if you've got a partner or anything like that you should always tell them you've started to sell your body, its just a bit of advice, i've seen it time after time after time girls be broken hearted by it. You know big it's stigmatised. Just put it all out in the open, that's always the best thing to do. But does Destiny listen? Does she eck. Looks like Destiny's Destiny is that she's getting sacked.

''Oh your not not gonna sack her are you mam?'' 

''Well...I don't see why i shouldn't'' Claire said ''She takes the piss that one does'''

''I'll have a word with her mam''

''Oh no. I need to speak to her'' Claire said slurping her drink'' 

That moment a bell rang as the front door opened and in walked John. A tall skinny man with a bald head aged 43. A regular punter. Who had been visiting Sex City weekly for the past 10 years. 

''Hello John love you - alright?'' Claire said watching john as he walked over and sat in the purple fluffy armchair that was opposite the counter.

''Yeah not bad duck..Just been knackered from work. Been doing a bit of overtime. I tell ya, i've not stopped all week.

''Ahhh'' Jo said ''I was just saying to Mam wasn't I, That we've not seen john for a while.''

''Yeah yeah she was'' Claire said ''You still on that new building site off New Street''

''Yeah I am...Anyways who's on tonight?'' John said

''Well...'' Claire said ''We're low on the ground today '' She whispered'' that destiny hasn't shown her face today, she shoulda been in not far off an hour now. So we've only got Judy in at the moment and she's wi somebody nar'' 

''Oh right'' John said ''That's no bother Claire. I don't mind Judy at all'' He laughed.

''I know you don't'' Claire laughed along ''She won't be long now love....Do you want a drink while your waiting?

''Oh no duck i'm alright thanks''

''Alright love'' Claire said.

''So you gonna be taking anymore girls on then?'' John said as he made himself comfortable in his chair and crossed his rested one leg on the other.

''Well i think we're gonna have to John to tell you the truth. We've had 3 leave in the last 3 months. Then Betty's retiring soon. But i tell ya it's that hard to get reliable staff these days.'' 

''Yeah we've been searching'' Jo said ''Can't seem to find any girls at the moment''

''Why? you got any requests John?'' Claire laughed.

''Ooooo'' John thought ''Lass in her mid 30's, about 5.7. double d's, tramp stamp. size 6'' He smiled.

''You can jog on'' Claire said sipping her brew. ''We dont have girls like that he here'' She laughed.

''But i will keep an eye out for you john'' Jo smiled.

''Well even if we did get a girl in here like that, You wouldn't been able to afford her'' Claire joked.

''Too true'' said John.

'There just finishing up John.'' Claire said looking at the wall above.

''She's got great hearing my mam does ya know john''

''Oh aye?'' 

''Yeah'' Claire said ''I can hear everything that's going on in here from any room'' She nodded.

''Bloody hell'' He said.

That moment, Judy and her client trundled down the stairs and entered through the white down into the reception parla room.

''Did you have a nice time Gordon?'' Jo asked.

''Oh don't I always'' He laughed.

''He's knacked me out the old lad has'' Judy smiled.''Don't let his appearance fool you'' 

''How old are you know Gordon?''

''I'm 76 next month'' 

''Your looking good for 76 mate'' Claire said 

''Well it's coming here that's kept me going i'll tell you that. Aye. I say, when you stopping shagging, you die'' 

''I'll remember that'' John laughed.

''Aye John, you do right coming here i tell ya'' Gordon said putting on his cap.

''Bye love'' all the girls said as Gordon waddled out the front door.

''Fuck me. 75. How does he still do it?'' John said.

''Well i bet the 300 viagra he takes helps'' Claire said.

''What does he take viagra?'' John asked.

''I could not possibly comment'' Judy said ''I always have strict confidentiality between me and my customers. Any how you coming up or what Johnny Boy?''

''Oh go on'' John smiled as he got up and walked to the door.

''Up them stairs now you naughty boy'' Judy groaned and she and John shut the down and went up stairs.

''What she like'' Jo smiled.

X doesnt tell her boyfriend she's a hooker. He comes in